“Vegetable Murder Board” Hand-Burned Bamboo Cutting Board

Dinner prep has never been so traumatic. 😂

This hand-burned bamboo cutting board features a cast of deeply concerned vegetables facing their inevitable culinary doom, complete with such vegetable wisdom as “You don’t carrot about me!” and “Not my butter half!”

Every line and gloriously terrible vegetable pun is burned by hand, never by laser, so no two boards will ever be exactly alike.

Details:
• Bamboo cutting board
• Individually hand-burned
• Finished with food-safe mineral oil and beeswax
• Hand wash only
• Natural wood grain and burn variations make every piece unique

Care: Hand wash and dry promptly. Reapply food-safe mineral oil or cutting-board conditioner whenever the wood begins looking dry.