“Slice Slice Baby” Hand-Burned Bamboo Cutting Board

Stop. Collaborate and listen. The cutting board has entered the kitchen. 🔪

Featuring the gloriously ridiculous “Slice Slice Baby” paired with a hand-burned knife and sunglasses, this bamboo board brings just the right amount of attitude to meal prep.

Every line and shaded detail is individually burned by hand, never by laser. Natural variations in the bamboo, burn depth, and shading mean every piece has its own character.

Perfect for home cooks, kitchen-humor collectors, housewarming gifts, or anyone incapable of reading “Slice Slice Baby” without immediately hearing the next line in their head.

Details: Bamboo • Individually hand-burned • Finished with food-safe mineral oil and beeswax • Hand wash only • Natural variations expected

Care: Hand wash and dry promptly. Refresh with food-safe mineral oil or cutting-board conditioner as needed.