Skip to product information
1 of 1

I'd Burn That

“Run Today Like You’re on the Menu Tomorrow” Hand-Burned Bamboo Board

“Run Today Like You’re on the Menu Tomorrow” Hand-Burned Bamboo Board

Regular price $24.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.99 USD
Sale Sold out
Quantity

Nothing motivates quite like consequences. 🐔💨
This hand-burned bamboo board features one extremely concerned chicken who has just discovered tomorrow’s menu and would very much like to reconsider his current situation.
Every detail is individually burned by hand with a pyrography pen, never by laser. Natural variations in the bamboo and burn mean every piece has its own character.
Perfect for kitchens, backyard cooks, chicken lovers, runners with a questionable sense of humor, or anyone who appreciates their motivational advice with a tiny hint of mortal peril.

View full details