“My Safe Word Is Takeout” Hand-Burned Bamboo Cutting Board

Some vegetables have accepted their fate. These have hired representation.

Featuring a suspiciously tough crew of broccoli, carrot, asparagus, and their deeply concerned potato associate, this bamboo board is individually burned by hand and finished with the only reasonable response to cooking:

“My safe word is takeout.”

Every design is burned by hand, never by laser, so variations in the wood grain, shading, and linework make each piece one of a kind.

Details: Bamboo • Hand-burned • Finished with food-safe mineral oil and beeswax • Hand wash only • Natural variations expected

Care: Hand wash and dry promptly. Refresh with food-safe mineral oil or cutting-board conditioner as needed.